I admit, not the cleverest of titles.
There's not a whole lot of great wordplay's out there for Peyton Manning though; MANning DOWN!, Placing Peyton, Guy With Copiously Large Forehead...
Peyton Manning, former fulcrum of the Indianapolis Colts is roaming about the country looking for a new team to call home after being out with an injury for the entire last season which resulted in the Colts winning what, maybe one game?
I'm of the mindset that the Colts wouldn't have let him go, seeing as they've proven that winning without him defies the laws of physics, if he was still worth anything (to this, Anthony replies "Andrew Luck", which brings to mind many colorful quips to be used in the future about luck running out.) However, nearly every team is scrambling to woo the aging quarterback to their locker rooms. Why? He's old and injured. The chances of him Favre-ing out are way bigger than the chances of him marching some half rate team to new victorious heights. Am I the only person that see's this?
Anthony says I'm "100% wrong. Wrong and wronger." Which is a lot of wrong when you stack it all up. I guess time will tell, and we'll see later this year.
P.S.- "Farve-ing Out": verb. The act of being an old slightly washed up quarterback trying so hard to reclaim his youth and former glory that he refuses to see his own irrelevance, to the point of tarnishing old "legendary" status with mockery and you-tube parodies.
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